High Expectations Asian Father

CONGRATURATIONS

wimpycourage:

HEAF. :D

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Father, it is Christmas and I am staying home today to work on homework. Are you proud of me?

No! It’s Christmas, you have to sing karaoke with the family now.

Father, I've met the girl of my dreams, what should I do?

Anonymous

Masturbate.

Dad, what were grandpa's expectations of you?

All he ever wanted was for me to raise the perfect kids so he could be proud to call them his grandchildren.